This is the first of probably many bits of humour – nothing specific, it will cover a multitude of themes, but will be something to make you chuckle (or groan!) depending on your sense of humour! They will be posted on my “Humour” tab in the menu, but this will get you started. Enjoy!

Rainstorm

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.

When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, “I’m at Post Office Box 99.”

The weary lineman replied, “Ma’am, I’ll be coming to you in a truck, not an envelope.”

 

And a bonus one!

New Glasses

I took my 5-year-old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses were
prescribed “to help him read and be able to see the computer better”.
When we got back home, he got on the computer to play a game.
In a few minutes he called me and said there was something wrong with his glasses.
I asked him what was the problem and he said, “I still can’t read.”

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